Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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