I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You were trust falling into bushes
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