she looked like the bat from fern gully.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We don't watch enough power rangers
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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