do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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