Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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