You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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