Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Randomize
