Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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