covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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