In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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