My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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