This house was built for laser tag.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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