At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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