Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
The adults are the big ones right?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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