Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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