you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize