i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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