Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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