And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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