worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
The chlamydia really affected his face.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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