I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
