Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
