google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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