last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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