he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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