we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Randomize
