She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize
