But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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