I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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