That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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