You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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