its not stalking. its research.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
You can't just leave with hair like that
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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