This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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