if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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