Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
There are leaves in my underwear?
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