College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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