When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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