i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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