If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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