Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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