quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
