You're my little dorito
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
My day in three words: secret purse cake
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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