Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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