She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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