You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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