? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Pooping to opera.
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