When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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