I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Randomize
