does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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