the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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