...so i touched it.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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