At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
she looked like the before picture.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
