Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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