have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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