tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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