I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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