I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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